a salesman working in a new area decided to stop for a quick drink in a local pub.
once inside he went to order a pint but was amazed to see the tiniest piano player he'd ever seen purched on the bar playing classical music,
"you wouldnt believe it" said the barman,"whilst cleaning out the cellar, i discovered an old
"wow" said the salesman "can i have a go"
"sure, but be careful what you ask for"
the salesman gave the lamp a quick rub, and out popped the genie. "what is thy wish, master"
"i wanna be rich, rich i tells ya!" he yelled
"give me a thousand bucks!, no ten thousand bucks!, no a million bucks"
BOOM! and the genie granted the salesmans wish and disapperared.
the smoke cleared and the room was filled with thousands of mallards.
"oi, whats going on" asked the salesman "i asked for a million bucks, not a million ducks!"
"i told you to be careful said the landlord, didnt you realise he was a little deaf?"
"how was i supposed to know that?!!! " he fumed
"come on, you didnt think i'd asked for a 12 inch pianist did you?!"
ignoring this for a minute he asked the barman for a pint and enquired about the small man playing the piano.
lamp, like the ones you see in the films, so i gave it a quick rub and WHOOOSH ! out pops a genie, willing to grant me one wish"