A Scouser is walking past a builders yard down on the Dock Road and notices a sign "Handy Man Wanted"
The foreman walks over to him and says "Have you come about the Handy-Man job mate?", "Yeah" the scouser replies
"OK, I'll just have to ask you a few questions" says the foreman, "No worries", says the scouser
"Can you do any electrical work?", says the foreman
"Can you do any plumbing work?"
"Can you do any cleaning work?"
By this time, the foreman is getting confused
"So what makes you so Handy then mate?"
"I only live round the Corner", says the scouser
so he decides to go in and have a look
"Nah mate, no good at that", says the scouser
"Nah mate, no good at that either"
"Nah mate, I'm crap at that"