A husband and wife are getting ready for bed.
The wife is standing in front of a full length mirror taking a hard look at herself.

"You know love," she says. "I look in the mirror and I see an old woman.
My face is all wrinkled, my boobs are barely above my waist, my bum is hanging out a mile.
I've got fat legs and my arms are all flabby.
Tell me something positive to make me feel better about myself."

He thinks about it for a bit and then says, "Well......there's nothing wrong with your eyesight".