Two Mexicans have been lost in the desert for weeks.
At death's door, they see a tree in the distance. As they get nearer,
"Hey, Pepe" says the first Mexican, "ees a bacon tree! We're saved!!"
So Pepe goes on ahead and runs up to the tree. As he gets to within
"Pepe!! Pepe!! Que pasa hombre?
With his last breath Pepe calls out, "Ugh, run, amigo, run,
they see that it's draped with rasher upon rasher of bacon: smoked
bacon, crispy bacon, life-giving juicy bacon, all sorts of bacon.
five feet, he's gunned down in a hail of bullets. His friend drops down
on the sand and calls across to the dying Pepe.
ees not a bacon tree, ees a ham bush"